Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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