Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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