You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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