Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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