You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
