I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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