Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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