I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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