trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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