omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i think i have herpe
just one?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
