then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
His hands were made for my vagina.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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