Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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