You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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