Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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