using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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