i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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