Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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