maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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