Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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