my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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