I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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