That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just sucked dick on a ferry
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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