Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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