Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My dick has a subreddit
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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