gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I touched a dick in church today
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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