one two three fourrrrnication!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
Randomize
