I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
