stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
