Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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