Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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