Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My vagina is officially offended.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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