shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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