Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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