do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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