Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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