Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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