I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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