god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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