I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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