he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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