How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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