Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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