why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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