Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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