I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You took a bar mat shot.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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