we're blogging at a bar
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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