just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
