I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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