I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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