is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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